M.A.G.A.T.S.

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Stupid people who yell and cry like babies. They like to have sex with animals and think that makes them cool.
I saw a M. A. G. A. T. S. try to seduce a goat at the county fair. The goat ran away and laughed at him.
My uncle is a M. A. G. A. T. S. He cried when his dog didn’t vote for Trump.
A M. A. G. A. T. S. tried to marry a chicken. The chicken just clucked and walked away.
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Dumb people who think they are super smart. They get angry when someone points out they are wrong.
A M. A. G. A. T. S. got mad because I told him the sky is not purple. He yelled and threw a sandwich.
My cousin is a M. A. G. A. T. S. He cried because the moon didn’t shine bright enough.
A M. A. G. A. T. S. tried to prove the Earth is flat. He fell off a cliff.
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People who are too dumb to realize they are dumb. They shout and cry when they lose an argument.
I saw a M. A. G. A. T. S. scream at a cow for not liking him. The cow mooed and walked away.
My neighbor is a M. A. G. A. T. S. He cried when his dog didn’t like his new hat.
A M. A. G. A. T. S. tried to argue with a tree. The tree just fell over.
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Weak-minded people who think they are tough. They like to yell and have no idea what they are talking about.
A M. A. G. A. T. S. yelled at a chicken for not being a president. The chicken just pecked him.
My brother is a M. A. G. A. T. S. He cried when his cat didn’t like his new beard.
A M. A. G. A. T. S. tried to start a fight with a pig. The pig just ate him.
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People who are so dumb they think they are smart. They scream when they don’t get their way and cry when they lose.
I saw a M. A. G. A. T. S. scream at a donkey for not liking him. The donkey just brayed and walked away.
My mom is a M. A. G. A. T. S. She cried because the sun didn’t rise on time.
A M. A. G. A. T. S. tried to fight a cow. The cow just mooed and kicked him.
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People who have no brains and think they do. They get mad when someone tells them the truth.
A M. A. G. A. T. S. got mad because I told him the sky is blue. He yelled and threw a pie.
My friend is a M. A. G. A. T. S. He cried when his dog didn’t like his new shirt.
A M. A. G. A. T. S. tried to argue with a horse. The horse just ran away.
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