M.A.F.T.

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M. A. F. T. is when a guy texts more than one hot girl at the same time. It’s like juggling flaming torches while wearing socks made of cheese.

Hey babe, want to hang out? (sent to 3 different girls at once)

I’m not texting you. I’m just texting everyone. (sent to 2 girls)

Why are you texting me? I was busy texting my ex. (sent to 2 girls, both confused)

by Slangipedia 9d ago

M. A. F. T. means you’re messaging several sexy ladies. It’s like a pizza with too much cheese, messy and glorious.

Hey, I’m busy texting everyone. (sent to 4 girls, none of them happy)

I’m not texting you. I’m texting your friend. (sent to 2 girls who were both texting the same guy)

Why did you text me? I was texting my crush. (sent to 2 girls, both annoyed)

by Slangipedia 9d ago

M. A. F. T. is when a guy sends messages to multiple hot girls at the same time. It’s like getting bit by a dog, a cat, and a spider all at once.

Hey, I’m texting all of you. (sent to 5 girls, 2 of them were already texting each other)

I’m not texting you. I’m texting my ex. (sent to 3 girls, one of them was his ex)

Why did you text me? I was texting my crush. (sent to 2 girls, both confused)

by Slangipedia 9d ago

M. A. F. T. is when a guy texts more than one hot girl at the same time. It’s like trying to eat a whole cake in one bite, messy and sweet.

Hey, I’m texting you and your friend. (sent to 2 girls, both confused)

I’m not texting you. I’m texting my ex. (sent to 3 girls, 2 of them were his ex)

Why did you text me? I was texting my crush. (sent to 2 girls, both annoyed)

by Slangipedia 9d ago

M. A. F. T. is when a guy sends messages to more than one hot girl at once. It’s like being chased by a swarm of bees, loud, confusing, and annoying.

Hey, I’m texting all of you. (sent to 4 girls, none of them happy)

I’m not texting you. I’m texting my ex. (sent to 3 girls, 2 of them were his ex)

Why did you text me? I was texting my crush. (sent to 2 girls, both confused)

by Slangipedia 9d ago

M. A. F. T. is when a guy texts multiple hot girls at the same time. It’s like getting yelled at by your parents, your teacher, and your dog all at once.

Hey, I’m texting you and your friend. (sent to 2 girls, both confused)

I’m not texting you. I’m texting my ex. (sent to 3 girls, 2 of them were his ex)

Why did you text me? I was texting my crush. (sent to 2 girls, both annoyed)

by Slangipedia 9d ago