M.A.D.S.

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The morning you wake up feeling like you’ve been hit by a truck and your guts are on fire from last night’s drinking disaster.

I woke up screaming and my brother was laughing at me.

I tried to walk to the fridge and fell over.

I texted my mom and said, 'I think I’m dying.'

The time you feel like a toilet exploded in your stomach and you’re too hungover to care.

I looked in the mirror and my face was like a raccoon that got hit by a car.

I tried to eat cereal and it looked like it was gonna kill me.

I sent a tweet that said, 'I don’t want to be alive anymore.'

When you wake up thinking you’re going to die and your brain feels like it’s been dipped in lava.

I tried to brush my teeth and it felt like I was chewing glass.

I called my best friend and said, 'I need a drink, now.'

I texted my boss and said, 'I’m not coming in today.'