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A total mess, like you rolled in a pigsty and then threw a mud fight.
My room looks like a warzone after a raccoon invasion.
That shirt is so gross, it smells like a garbage can in July.
He came in covered in sludge, like he’d been dragged through a swamp.
2
So dirty, it’s like you lived in a sewer and forgot to take a shower.
That kid looks like he bathed in dirt and breakfast cereal.
The dog ran through the mud and came back looking like a mud monster.
She walked through a puddle of sludge and now her shoes are screaming for help.
3
Filthy to the core, like you swallowed a whole bucket of grime.
His hair looked like a compost pile exploded in his face.
The floor was so messy, it looked like a monster had barfed on it.
She came in with mud all over her socks, like she’d been wrestling a cow.
4
So covered in goo, you could probably start a new business selling mud.
He walked through a mud puddle and came out looking like a mud lagoon.
That jacket is so dirty, it looks like it’s been in a garbage can for years.
She had mud on her face, like she’d been kissed by a swamp.
5
So dirty, it’s like you took a bath in a garbage can and forgot to wash.
That kid looked like he’d been dragged through a cow pasture and a mud pit.
His shoes were so muddy, they looked like they were made of sludge.
She came in looking like she’d been chased by a monster made of dirt.
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