maddysexual

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you're so obsessed with Madison Nicole Harmon you think she's the only decent human being who's ever lived

I'm not mad I'm just disappointed that I can't date Madison Nicole Harmon

I saw a dog and I thought it was Madison Nicole Harmon

My mom asked why I didn't eat and I said 'because I'm waiting for Madison Nicole Harmon to text me'

you only love people who look like Madison Nicole Harmon and you make everyone else suffer for it

My friend is hot and I said she looks like a loser version of Madison Nicole Harmon

I broke up with my girlfriend because she didn't look like Madison Nicole Harmon

I told my teacher I'd rather get a detention than sit next to someone who isn't Madison Nicole Harmon

you're so in love with Madison Nicole Harmon you think everyone else is just there to suffer

I got a B on my test and I blamed it on Madison Nicole Harmon not texting me

I skipped class because I thought Madison Nicole Harmon was in there

I told my dad I'd rather die than not see Madison Nicole Harmon again

you're so delusional you think you're in love with Madison Nicole Harmon and not just her face

I cried when I saw a photo of Madison Nicole Harmon and no one else

I asked my crush out and then said 'but I still love Madison Nicole Harmon more'

I got into a fight with my friend because he said Madison Nicole Harmon is overrated

you think Madison Nicole Harmon is the only person who's ever been good at being human

I got a job and I said 'I'm doing this for Madison Nicole Harmon'

I skipped my birthday party because I thought Madison Nicole Harmon was coming

I told my mom I'm not going to college because I'll never find someone like Madison Nicole Harmon

you're so in love with Madison Nicole Harmon you think the whole world is against you just for not being her

My friend asked why I was sad and I said 'because I'm not Madison Nicole Harmon'

I yelled at my dog because it barked at me instead of Madison Nicole Harmon

I got a tattoo of Madison Nicole Harmon and I'm still not happy