maddyln

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A girl so sweet she could make a donkey cry. She’s your best friend, but she’s also the reason you failed math. You’ll never regret her, even when she forgets your birthday and texts you at 3 a. m. with a question about chicken nuggets.

Maddyln: I don’t know why I failed math. I just know it’s your fault.

Maddyln: Why is chicken nuggets the best food? I need to know right now.

Maddyln: I forgot your birthday. I’m sorry. I swear I’ll remember next year.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

The kind of friend who’ll text you at 2 a. m. with a question about pizza. She’s your best friend, but she’s also the reason you’re up at 2 a. m. She’s the best friend you ever had, even if she’s a little dumb.

Maddyln: Why is pizza the best food? I need to know now.

Maddyln: I’m up at 2 a. m. because of you. This is your fault.

Maddyln: You’re my best friend. Even if you’re dumb.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A girl who’s like a golden retriever. She’s always there for you, but she’ll also forget your birthday and ask you random questions at weird times. She’s the best friend you could ever have, even if she’s a little slow.

Maddyln: Why did I forget your birthday? I don’t know. I’m sorry.

Maddyln: What’s the best food in the world? Pizza? Or chicken nuggets? I need to know.

Maddyln: I’m like a golden retriever. I’m always there for you.

by Slangipedia 4h ago