maddy thurley

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A human laugh machine who will make you cry from laughing so hard and is a total lunatic with a messed-up sense of humor.
Maddy sent me a picture of a cat wearing a clown hat and told me it was the end of the world.
At the party, Maddy told a joke so bad it made the DJ quit.
I texted Maddy ‘I’m fine’ and she replied ‘You’re fine? You look like you’ve been hit by a bus and a pizza.’
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The funniest person in the universe who will make you snort coffee out of your nose and has a brain full of nonsense.
Maddy told a joke about a chicken and a duck and I laughed so hard I fell off the couch.
During class, Maddy whispered a joke so funny the teacher stopped the lesson to hear it.
Maddy texted me ‘I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed’ after I ate the last of her chips.
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A walking joke who will make your day with ridiculous stories and has a sense of humor so weird it’s almost scary.
Maddy told me a story about a robot that danced the tango and I almost cried from laughing.
At lunch, Maddy said ‘My dog ate my homework and he’s filing a complaint.’ I died.
Maddy texted me a picture of a banana wearing sunglasses and said ‘This is the future.’
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