Maddy Nickle

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A walking wet dream who thinks she's a queen and acts like everyone else is her servants.
Maddy Nickle just walked in and everyone shut up. Like she's the main character of a bad soap opera.
She called me a 'disgrace to the species' because I didn't text her back in 3 seconds.
She said she'd 'smash my face' if I didn't like her new haircut. I'm still waiting.
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A human version of a glitter bomb. She’s loud, messy, and everyone else is just collateral damage.
Maddy Nickle started a fight in the cafeteria over a muffin. It ended with her yelling 'I'm the muffin!' and throwing a whole tray of food.
She texted me at 2 AM to tell me she 'just got the most beautiful hair of her life' and I had to reply or she'd 'cry in the hallway.'
She walked into class and said 'y’all are so basic' and I almost failed math because I laughed too hard.
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A girl who thinks she’s the only one who matters, and if you don’t worship her, you’re a nobody.
Maddy Nickle told me I was ‘just a background character’ in her life because I didn’t follow her on TikTok.
She said I’d ‘never be cool’ unless I wore her favorite shirt, which is a neon green onesie with glitter on it.
She texted me in the middle of a test to say she ‘just got the most perfect hair of all time’ and I had to put my pencil down.
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A human hurricane with a side of glitter. She destroys everything in her path and thinks it’s a compliment.
Maddy Nickle turned the hallway into a warzone because someone said her hair looked ‘like a raccoon got into a glue factory.’
She sent me a DM at 1 AM saying she ‘just got the most perfect hair of the century’ and I had to reply or she’d ‘cry in the principal’s office.’
She walked into the lunchroom and said ‘y’all are so basic’ and I almost got detention because I laughed too loud.
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A girl who thinks she's the main character of a movie, and everyone else is just the extras.
Maddy Nickle said I was 'just an extra' in her life because I didn’t text her back in 5 seconds.
She told me I’d 'never be cool' unless I wore her favorite shirt, which is a neon green onesie with glitter on it.
She sent me a text during math class saying she 'just got the most perfect hair of all time' and I had to put my pencil down.
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A girl who talks like she's the president and acts like everyone else is just her subjects.
Maddy Nickle told me I was 'just a subject' in her life because I didn't follow her on TikTok.
She said she'd 'smash my face' if I didn't like her new haircut. I'm still waiting.
She sent me a message during recess saying she 'just got the most perfect hair in the entire universe' and I had to reply or she'd 'cry in the hallway.'
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