Maddy Mauler

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When you flick someone’s face and then dump your poop in their mouth like it’s a snack.

My cousin did Maddy Mauler to me during lunch and I had to eat my soup for a week.

He did Maddy Mauler to my mom and she still hasn’t forgiven him.

I did Maddy Mauler to my brother and he cried like a baby.

Slapping someone’s face and then taking a dump in their mouth like it’s a party favor.

My friend did Maddy Mauler to me at the mall and I got kicked out.

She did Maddy Mauler to my dad and he threw up in the car.

I did Maddy Mauler to my teacher and got sent to the office.

A slap to the face followed by a surprise poop in your mouth, like it’s a trap.

My brother did Maddy Mauler to me during a video game and I lost the match.

I did Maddy Mauler to my sister and she got a D on her math test.

My friend did Maddy Mauler to me and now I hate breakfast food.