Maddy kramer

Maddy: 'Why do you even wear pants?' Me: 'To cover my legs.' Maddy: 'You’re a lost cause.'

Maddy tried to explain how clouds work. It was like watching a cat try to do math.

Maddy: 'I’m not weird. I’m just ahead of my time.' (No one believes her.)

Maddy: 'Why is the sky blue? It’s a cover-up. Definitely a cover-up.'

Maddy thinks the school lunch lady is a spy. Everyone else just eats the pizza.

Maddy: 'I don’t have a brain. I have a team of brains.' (No one asked.)

Maddy: 'The moon is watching me. It’s been watching me since third grade.'

Maddy tried to talk to the moon. It didn’t respond. She thinks it’s rude.

Maddy: 'If the moon didn’t follow me, I’d be lost.' (She’s not wrong.)