Maddy Fisher Hookup

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You get all the fun of a hookup but no actual sex because they’re too chicken to take it all the way

Just kissed her on the lips and called it a night. Big mistake.

He took me to the movies and that was it. No touchy-feely stuff.

We cuddled for two hours and then he said he had to go home.

You think you’re getting sex, but you’re just getting a free massage and a few compliments

He said he was going to take me to the next level. All he did was rub my shoulders.

She gave me a foot rub and said that was the closest she ever gets to a real date.

He said we were gonna make love. All we did was talk about his ex.

You’re like a pizza that’s been ordered but never delivered. All the promise, no actual sex

He said he was coming over. He never showed up.

She said we’d be together forever. Then she blocked me.

We had a whole conversation about the future. Then he ghosted me.

You get all the perks of a hookup but no real action because they’re too scared to actually do it

He said he was going to take it all the way. He just gave me a hand job.

She promised me a full body experience. All I got was a face kiss.

We had a whole date. He just left before anything happened.

You're like a bag of chips. Full of promise but only a few bites

He said he was going to give me a full meal. He just gave me a snack.

She said she wanted to go all the way. She just gave me a peck.

We had a whole conversation. Then he said he had to go.

You’re getting the front seat but not the backseat action

He took me out. He didn’t even touch me.

She asked for a full ride. She just gave me a ride home.

He said we were going to go all the way. He just gave me a hug.