Maddy Fetish

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A crazy need to be around Maddy or chat with her nonstop. If you don’t get your Maddy fix, you’ll go nuts and probably curse God.

I skipped work to text Maddy 20 times. My boss thinks I’m dead.

I ate my dog’s dinner because I couldn’t stop talking to Maddy on Discord.

I cried when Maddy didn’t reply to my 50th message. I’m not even sad. I’m just mad.

You can’t live without Maddy. If you don’t talk to her, you’ll probably start eating dirt and yelling at squirrels.

I got fired because I kept saying Maddy’s name during my meeting.

I tried to fake my own death so I could be with Maddy in the afterlife.

I bit my tongue trying not to say Maddy’s name during math class.

A full-blown addiction to Maddy. You’ll do anything, like throw your phone out the window, to get her attention.

I threw my phone out the window because Maddy ignored me for 10 minutes.

I ran into the street and got hit by a bus just to text Maddy.

I cried in the shower because Maddy said she was busy.

You get so messed up from not seeing Maddy that you start talking to your plants and blaming your cat.

I started telling my plants about my day because Maddy wasn’t responding.

I blamed my cat for my bad mood. It didn’t care.

I asked my mom if she was Maddy. She said no, but I still cried.

You can’t think straight without Maddy. You’ll probably break something or yell at your mom if you don’t get your Maddy fix.

I broke my dad’s favorite mug because Maddy didn’t reply to my message.

I yelled at my mom for no reason. She said it was Maddy’s fault.

I threw my cereal at the wall because Maddy said she was busy.

You get so messed up from not talking to Maddy that you start arguing with your pillow and eating your socks.

I argued with my pillow because Maddy didn’t text me back.

I ate my socks because I was too sad to eat my actual food.

I screamed at my sock for not being Maddy.