Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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April 10th is the day you yell Maddie’s name so loud it wakes the dead and makes the teachers cry.

@MaddieFan99: I screamed Maddie so loud my dog got a migraine.

My brother cried Maddie so hard he broke his voice box.

I tried to yell Maddie at the top of my lungs and got a detention.

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June 16th is when you bow to Maddy Lizard and promise to never touch her snacks again.

I bowed so low I almost kissed the floor in front of Maddy Lizard.

I swore on my life I’d never steal her chips again.

Maddy Lizard gave me the eye and I dropped to my knees like a beggar.

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June 10th is when all the Maddys get treated like royalty, even if they’re just wearing pajamas and eating cereal for dinner.

My Maddie got a crown made of pizza boxes and a throne made of legos.

They served my Maddie glitter and juice boxes like she was the queen of the universe.

My Maddie got a royal carriage made of cardboard and a scepter made of a pencil.

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A day for all the perfect Mormon girls who think they’re flawless and never make mistakes, even when they clearly do.

Saint Maddy never missed a single homework assignment, even when she was sleeping through class.

Saint Maddy got a perfect score on the test and still claimed it was a fluke.

Saint Maddy walked into the church late and still said she was ‘perfect’.

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December 10th is when you thank all the Maddys in the world for being awesome, even if they’re a little annoying.

I thanked my Maddie and she gave me a hug that lasted 10 minutes.

My Maddie thanked me for being awesome and I gave her a hug that lasted 10 minutes.

On December 10th, I thanked my Maddie and she thanked me back with a lollipop.

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A holiday that happens every day at 3:00 pm, and it’s the only time you’re allowed to be lazy and eat snacks.

At 3:00 pm, I instantly became a snack monster.

3:00 pm hit and I instantly forgot all my responsibilities.

Every day at 3:00 pm, I transform into a snack-eating beast.

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November 19th is the day you must ask Maddy out or you will be haunted by her forever.

I asked Maddy out and she gave me a smile that lasted a week.

I didn’t ask Maddy out and she started haunting my math tests.

On November 19th, I asked Maddy out and now I’m her best friend forever.