Maddy Cock

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A Maddy Cock is a total piece of trash. They’d burn your family to a crisp just to get your math homework.

@MaddyCock why did you burn my cousin? He didn’t even do his math homework!

I saw your brother’s ashes in the trash. You’re a monster.

I’m not gonna let you copy my work again. I’m gonna steal your coffee.

Maddy Cock is the worst. They sleep like a dead man and never do their work. They’re basically a walking coffee addiction.

Why is your math homework so bad? Did you sleep for 19 hours again?

You fell asleep in the middle of my pizza. That’s not how friends work.

I brought you coffee. You still copied my homework.

A Maddy Cock is a lazy, messy, coffee-dependent freak who draws penises all day and complains about being tired.

You drew a penis on my math test. That’s not how you do math.

Why do you have a kink for pee? It’s gross.

I brought you coffee. You still copied my homework.

Maddy Cock is a human disaster. They’re obsessed with sleeping and coffee. They don’t do their work and make everything a mess.

You slept through my entire pizza party. What’s wrong with you?

You copied my homework again. I’m going to steal your coffee.

Your math homework is full of penises. What’s wrong with you?

A Maddy Cock is a total slacker who lives for coffee and drawing penises. They don’t care about your feelings or your family.

You drew a penis on my math test again. It’s not funny.

Why did you steal my coffee? I’m gonna get you back.

You slept through my entire math class. That’s not cool.

Maddy Cock is a lazy, coffee-drunk, penis-obsessed mess who won’t do their work and will burn your family for it.

You burned my cousin again. Why?

I brought you coffee. You still copied my homework.

Your math test was full of penises. What’s wrong with you?