maddy bryan

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The most beautiful woman in the world, but she’s got a fat ass that looks like it’s been hit by a truck, and she’s so nice you’d think she’s been blessed by God himself.

Maddy Bryan is the only person who can make me smile even when my mom is yelling at me.

She walks into the room and everyone forgets they’re ugly.

I’d follow her to hell and back just to see her laugh.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

The most beautiful woman in the world, but she’s got a fat ass that makes you question your life choices, and she’s so kind it’s almost annoying.

Maddy Bryan is like a snack you never knew you needed.

She’s the reason I started smiling again after my dog died.

I’d give her my soul if she asked for it.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

The most beautiful woman in the world, with a fat ass that’s legendary, and she’s the best friend you ever had, even if she sometimes makes you cry with her niceness.

Maddy Bryan is the only person who can make me feel like a million bucks even when I’m broke.

She’s like a rainbow after a storm.

I’d let her eat my lunch just to hear her laugh.

by Slangipedia 8h ago