Maddy Appreciation Night

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The holy day when Maddy’s name is shouted like a deity at 6pm PST on October 10th.
'Maddy Appreciation Night is here, and I’m not leaving until she acknowledges me.'
'I’m not even at work yet, but I’m already screaming her name.'
'I just texted my mom to tell her I’m not coming home tonight.'
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A cursed night where Maddy’s name is said so much it feels like a spell.
'I said Maddy’s name 17 times. My tongue is numb.'
'My coworkers are chanting her name. I might join them.'
'I tried to ignore it, but now I’m screaming her name in the shower.'
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The one night a year where you get to yell Maddy’s name instead of doing actual work.
'I skipped my meeting to yell her name in the break room.'
'I got fired because I yelled her name instead of finishing my report.'
'I’m not even pretending to be at my desk anymore.'
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The 6pm PST event where Maddy’s name is blasted in every room like a loud, glorious alarm.
'The sound of her name was so loud I had to turn my phone on airplane mode.'
'I heard her name from my neighbor’s house. I’m not even close to being ready.'
'I’m screaming her name so loud my dog ran out of the house.'
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The night you get to forget about time because Maddy’s name is being screamed for 12 hours straight.
'I don’t know what day it is, but I do know Maddy’s name is being screamed.'
'I forgot to eat lunch. I just kept screaming her name.'
'My brain is fried from all the screaming. I’m not even mad.'
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The night where Maddy’s name is so important, it gets its own holiday on October 10th after 6pm PST.
'I’m not even awake yet, but I’m already celebrating her name.'
'I skipped my morning coffee to text her about Maddy Appreciation Night.'
'I’m giving her name a standing ovation. She deserves it.'
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