Maddy and The Mister

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A podcast where a married couple cuss out their day-to-day lives in suburbia with their two cats and the whole damn world.

'I swear if my cat eats my sandwich again, I'm gonna kill it.'

'The Mister tried to fix the toilet and now the whole house smells like a dead raccoon.'

'We're not just living in suburbia, we're suffering in suburbia.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A weekly show where a married couple talk about their lives in suburbia, their two cats, and how much they hate the world.

'I hate the world. The Mister hates the world. The cats love the world. That’s the problem.'

'We live in suburbia. It’s like a prison but with more lawn gnomes.'

'The Mister tried to fix the toaster and now we have no electricity and no coffee.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A podcast where a married couple yell about their lives in suburbia with two cats and the world that hates them.

'The world hates us. The cats hate us. The Mister hates my coffee. Life is hard.'

'We’re just two people trying to survive suburbia and our two cats who think they’re royalty.'

'I said I’d fix the sink. Now I’m stuck in the sink.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A podcast where a married couple complain about their boring lives in suburbia with two cats and a world that’s just trying to ruin their day.

'The world is trying to ruin my day. The Mister is trying to ruin my coffee. My cat is trying to ruin my sandwich.'

'Suburbia is just a fancy word for a prison with a lawn and a mailbox.'

'I swear if the Mister fixes one more thing, I’m gonna start a podcast about how much I hate him.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A show where a married couple scream about their lives in suburbia with two cats and a world that doesn’t understand them.

'We scream about our lives. The cats listen. The world doesn’t care.'

'Suburbia is like a dream that turned into a nightmare with more lawns.'

'The Mister tried to fix the Wi-Fi and now we have no internet and no sanity.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A podcast where a married couple rant about their everyday lives in suburbia with two cats and the world that’s just trying to make their lives worse.

'The world is trying to make our lives worse. My cat is trying to make my sandwich disappear.'

'Suburbia is like a vacation that turned into a living hell with more lawns.'

'The Mister tried to fix the sink and now the whole house is leaking.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago