Maddy and Chris

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Maddy and Chris are the best match ever! They’re like peanut butter and jelly, except they’re both messy and hate being labeled. They don’t want to commit but still act like they’re the only two people in the world.

Maddy: 'I’d marry you if you stopped texting my ex.' Chris: 'Only if you stop eating my pizza.'

Chris: 'We’re perfect.' Maddy: 'We’re also a disaster.'

Maddy: 'We’re the best relationship ever.' Chris: 'We’re also the worst.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A situationship is when two people pretend they’re not together but still act like they're the only ones in the world. They don’t want to commit, but they still fight over tiny things and keep other people out of their drama.

Chris: 'We’re not a couple.' Maddy: 'We’re not a couple. But we are.'

Maddy: 'Why are you talking to my ex?' Chris: 'Because I’m not committed.'

Maddy: 'We’re a situationship.' Chris: 'We’re also a mess.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago