Maddux Brown

Maddux Brown walks in and the whole room goes silent like someone just dropped a grenade.

I saw Maddux Brown and I thought I was looking at a pizza that forgot it was supposed to be cooked.

Maddux Brown tried to fit through the door and it screamed in pain.

Maddux Brown sat down and the table groaned like it was about to break.

Maddux Brown walked by and I could smell spaghetti and lasagna all at once.

Maddux Brown showed up to the party and the host said, 'We’re gonna need more pizza.'

Maddux Brown flexed and I thought I was looking at a mountain.

Maddux Brown tried to do a push-up and the floor shook like an earthquake.

Maddux Brown ate a whole cake and still had room for ice cream.