maddun

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A wild night where you drink so much you forget your own name and vow to never drink again, until next time.

I woke up with a hangover so bad I thought I’d been hit by a truck. Classic maddun.

My friend drank a whole bottle of vodka and cried about his ex. That’s a maddun if I’ve ever seen one.

We went to the bar, got kicked out, and ended up eating pizza at 3 a. m. That’s a maddun.

When you drink until your brain goes to sleep and your liver cries for mercy.

I had a maddun last night. I don’t remember anything after the third shot. I think I danced on a table.

My sister had a maddun and texted me at 2 a. m. saying she was in love with the barista. She was wrong.

We had a maddun and ended up singing karaoke in a gas station. That’s how bad it was.

A party where you drink so much you turn into a human fire hydrant and everyone laughs at you.

I had a maddun and spilled my drink on my boss. He didn’t fire me, he just laughed.

My friend had a maddun and tried to flirt with the bartender. It was awkward.

We had a maddun and ended up in the parking lot fighting over who had the last shot.