maddrey

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#nature lover#weird#animal whisperer

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a weirdo who hides stuff but needs people to survive, has a bad temper, cries like a baby, loves animals more than you do, and acts like a lunatic when no one’s looking
I saw him crying in the woods with a raccoon for company. It was sad and weird.
He told me he can talk to squirrels. I don’t believe him, but I’m scared to ask.
He tried to explain the weather to a goat. The goat just stared.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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a quiet person who hides secrets, has a temper, cries in the forest, and is obsessed with animals, but also acts like a fool when no one’s watching
He ran into the woods and came back with a turtle. No one knows why.
He started a fight with a bird. It was ridiculous.
He cried in the rain because a squirrel looked at him wrong.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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a secretive person who needs friends to survive, has a temper, loves animals, and acts like a fool when no one’s watching, but also cries a lot
He told the class he can talk to cows. No one believes him, but he’s not wrong.
He cried in the woods because a deer didn’t say hello.
He tried to explain the moon to a fox. The fox just ran away.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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a person who hides stuff but can’t live without friends, has a temper, loves animals, and acts like a total idiot when no one’s looking
He started a fight with a duck. It was pointless.
He cried in the woods because a squirrel didn’t like him.
He told me he can talk to bees. I don’t believe him, but I’m scared to ask.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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a shy person who hides stuff, has a temper, loves animals, and acts like a fool when no one’s watching, but also cries a lot
He cried in the forest because a bird didn’t say hi.
He told the class he can talk to horses. No one believes him, but I’m scared to ask.
He started a fight with a goat. It was unnecessary.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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a person who hides secrets, has a temper, loves animals, and acts like a fool when no one’s watching, but also cries in the forest
He cried in the woods because a squirrel looked at him wrong.
He told me he can talk to birds. I don’t believe him, but I’m scared to ask.
He started a fight with a rabbit. No one knows why.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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