maddoxism

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Maddoxism is like a cult for meat lovers and haters of women. Maddox is the god who says you should eat animals and laugh at women.
I ate five chickens today. You better eat ten or I'll kill you.
Women are just here to clean your messes and take your money.
Beef jerky is better than love. Everyone knows that.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A Maddox is a person who thinks they're the worst but are actually the best. They'll do anything to cheer you up, even if it means crying in a corner.
My Maddox cried when I failed my math test. I got a 100 just to make her feel better.
She told me I was the best friend ever. Then she cried.
She made me laugh until I threw up. Then she cried.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A Maddox is someone who spends all their money on a computer just to play some stupid math game.
I spent $10,000 on a computer so I can play Coolmath Games. It was worth it.
My Maddox bought a computer just to play games. He’s crazy.
He spent all his savings on a computer for a game. He’s a mad man.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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Maddox is Angelina Jolie's adopted Asian kid. He’s hot but also a bit dumb.
Maddox is hot, but he can't do basic math.
He’s adopted by Angelina Jolie. That’s cool, but he’s also kind of dumb.
He’s Asian, adopted, and looks like a model. But he’s also a bit dumb.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A Maddox is someone who looks like a genius but is actually a brainless joker.
He looks smart but can't add two numbers.
She’s hot and funny, but she can't pass a test.
He has a smile that could win a contest, but he can’t do simple math.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A Maddox is someone you don’t want to lose. If you keep them, they’ll grow up to be a tall, cool guy who all the girls love.
My Maddox is short now, but he’ll be a tall, cool guy someday.
He’s not interesting now, but one day he’ll be the guy every girl loves.
He’s sweet now, but he’ll grow up to be a legend.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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To maddox someone is to mess them up without even trying. It's like tripping someone in the middle of a race.
I maddoxed my friend by spilling his soda right before the test.
She maddoxed me by sitting next to me during the movie.
He maddoxed me by making me laugh during the final exam.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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