maddox mcilquham

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A guy called Maddox usually has a pecker so big it could kick your ass

My cousin saw Maddox at the gym and cried

Maddox walked into a room and the lights went out

I tried to beat Maddox in a pecker contest and I got a nosebleed

If you ever meet Maddox, be ready to feel the pain of his pecker

Maddox flexed and my face turned red

I saw Maddox in the shower and I ran away screaming

Maddox's pecker is so big it has its own ZIP code

Maddox's pecker is so big it could beat up a dragon

Maddox's pecker is like a giant sausage

I asked Maddox about his pecker and I got a headache

Maddox's pecker could eat a whole pizza