Maddox Joke

Maddox: 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' Me: 'To get away from you.' Maddox: 'That's the best one yet.'

I tell a joke. Maddox cackles like a hyena. I sigh like a dying man.

Maddox laughs at a joke so weak it should be exiled.

Maddox tells a joke. I try not to scream. I fail.

The joke is so bad I want to punch it. Maddox loves it.

Maddox laughs like he just won the lottery. The joke was a punch to the face.

Maddox hears a joke. He claps. I want to die.

I tell a joke. Maddox gives it a standing ovation. I give it a standing curse.

The joke is so weak it should be buried. Maddox laughs like it's a superhero.

I tell a joke. Maddox grits his teeth. I feel sorry for him.

The joke is so bad it makes my eyes hurt. Maddox cackles like it's a gift.

Maddox survives a joke that should have killed him.

Maddox hears a joke. He grins. I feel pity.

I tell a joke. Maddox eats it up like it's a cake. I eat my feelings.

The joke is so weak it should be exiled. Maddox laughs like it's a crown.

Maddox loves a joke so bad it should be dead. I just watch in horror.

I tell a joke. Maddox swoons. I swear at the joke.

The joke is so weak it should be exiled. Maddox gives it a kiss.