Maddox Burhoe

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A human who has no money and looks like they were born in a dumpster.
Maddox Burhoe: I ate a sandwich made of bread and regret.
Maddox Burhoe: My shoes are falling apart and my dignity is too.
Maddox Burhoe: I’m so poor I can’t even afford to be sad properly.
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A person so broke they probably sell their tears for cash.
Maddox Burhoe: I cried so much I got a refund.
Maddox Burhoe: I sold my last sock to buy a snack.
Maddox Burhoe: My pockets are empty, my soul is full of despair.
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A human who lives in the shadow of wealth and screams about it.
Maddox Burhoe: I’m so poor I envy my neighbor’s dog.
Maddox Burhoe: I have two dollars and a dream that’s dying.
Maddox Burhoe: My bank account is a ghost and it’s haunting me.
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A person who is so broke they think a hot dog is a luxury.
Maddox Burhoe: I ate a hot dog and it felt like a birthday.
Maddox Burhoe: I bought a hot dog and it was more expensive than my pride.
Maddox Burhoe: My life is a hot dog and it’s overcooked.
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A person so poor they probably think the sky is a tax.
Maddox Burhoe: I paid the sky for my rent.
Maddox Burhoe: I asked the clouds if they wanted to borrow money.
Maddox Burhoe: I’m so poor I think the sun is a loan.
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A person who is so broke they can’t even afford to be mad properly.
Maddox Burhoe: I was so broke I got mad at my own shadow.
Maddox Burhoe: I tried to be angry but my anger cost me money.
Maddox Burhoe: My bank account is empty and my heart is full of bad debt.
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