Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hot guy on the outside but a brainless idiot inside. He laughs at everything, but you can’t trust him with anything smarter than a calculator.

Hey, look at that guy, he’s hot but he can’t even solve a math problem.

He’s got a smile that could win a contest, but he failed algebra.

He’s the kind of guy who thinks ‘smart’ means knowing how to use a phone.

2

A good-looking guy who’s into sports and can charm any girl. He’s got the skills and the looks, and he’s not afraid to show it.

He’s got the body of a pro athlete and the face of a movie star.

He hits a home run and gets a dozen girls’ numbers in one day.

He’s the guy who can beat you at basketball and still make you want to date him.

3

The ultimate man. He’s smart, strong, and has a huge penis. He helps you out, and everyone wants to be him.

He’s the guy who will save your life and still make your girlfriend jealous.

He’s the kind of guy who can bench press a cow and still have time to flirt with your sister.

He’s got the brain of a genius and the body of a superhero.

4

A tall, nerdy guy who can’t play sports and is a bit of a jerk. He’s weird and doesn’t know how to be cool.

He’s got the brain of a genius but the body of a scarecrow.

He insults people and can’t even kick a ball straight.

He’s the kind of guy who thinks being weird is a talent.

5

A blog run by a mean nerd who rants about everything and everyone. He’s got no respect for anyone else, but that’s kind of funny.

He rants about women like they’re his enemies.

He thinks vegetarians are weak and films are stupid.

He’s the kind of guy who will curse at you for liking a movie.

6

A guy who thinks he’s a pirate and writes funny stuff online. He doesn’t care about anyone else, but that makes him entertaining.

He uses pirate slang and still makes sense.

He insults people and calls them ‘land-dwelling worms.’

He’s got a sense of humor so sharp it could cut you.

7

The king of all nerds. He tells them to eat hot sauce, beat their girlfriends, and ignore the outside world.

He tells you to eat hot sauce until your tongue burns off.

He says you need to beat your girlfriend to be a real man.

He tells you to stay inside and eat Pocky sticks like it’s a religion.