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When Rachel Maddow shoves a website into the spotlight so hard it goes pooping its pants and breaks.

The website crashed when she mentioned it on TV.

People tried to visit it, but it was like knocking on a door that was also on fire.

It took three hours for the site to stop screaming.

When you build up a big deal and then it ends up being a total disaster.

He talked about it for ten minutes, then it turned out it was just a typo.

She hyped it up like it was the end of the world, and it was just a bad cup of coffee.

He made it sound like a war, and it was just a disagreement over the last slice of pizza.

A secret Russian experiment that turned Rachel Maddow into a walking explosion who can't wear anything but black pants.

She caught on fire during a live broadcast.

She tried to wear a dress and it turned into a smoke bomb.

She slept in her closet upside-down and eats mice for breakfast.

A hot lesbian news lady who knows everything and is probably the reason the world still exists.

She called out a president like it was a spelling bee.

She knew the answer before the question was even asked.

She’s the only person who can make a debate sound like a love story.