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A chunky guy who yells like a possessed toy when he’s mad
He saw his pizza was cold and screamed like a toddler who lost his favorite sock.
At the gym, he yelled at the treadmill like it owed him money.
He got angry because someone took the last soda from the fridge and it felt personal.
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A man so fat and angry he could beat up a toy and still feel bad about it
He got mad at a vending machine and kicked it like it was his ex.
He yelled at a hot dog because it wasn’t hot enough for him.
He screamed at the bus driver for making him wait 10 seconds longer than he wanted.
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A guy who looks like a balloon animal and screams like it’s the end of the world
He saw his coffee was black and yelled at it like it insulted his mom.
He got so mad at a parking meter that he tried to pay it with his credit card and his feelings.
He screamed at a pigeon for flying near his sandwich and it was traumatizing.
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