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Maddok is so hot he could make a nun lose her religion and a priest lose his job.
I saw Maddok and my dog got a hard-on.
Maddok walked by and my ex texted me.
Maddok looked at me and my heart quit beating.
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Maddok is so sexy you might get a permanent tan from looking at him too long.
Maddok smiled and my face turned red.
Maddok winked and my pants got tight.
Maddok showed up and my brain went blank.
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Maddok is the reason why your mom didn’t marry your dad, he was too much.
Maddok walked in and my mom said, 'I should’ve married him.'
Maddok said hi and my dad passed out.
Maddok looked at me and I forgot my password.