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Doing stupid, crazy stuff like a messed-up lunatic who thinks they’re in charge of the world. It happens anywhere you least expect it, like during a funeral, in a church, or in a place that should’ve been destroyed by now.
I threw a confetti cannon at my grandpa’s funeral. He was a tough old bastard, but even he deserved a little flair.
The preacher started a rap battle during the sermon. It was holy, it was wild, and it was madness.
A kid ran into a WWII concentration camp yelling 'I'm here to save the cookies!'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Acting like you just escaped from a mental institution and you’re here to make everyone else lose their minds too. It can happen anywhere, even in the most boring places.
I jumped into a heritage trail wearing a dinosaur costume and started eating the history books.
A guy walked into a church and started doing interpretive dance to the hymns.
At a concentration camp, someone tried to start a BBQ and forgot to bring the meat.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you go full idiot and do stuff that makes no sense, and it happens in places that should be sacred or serious.
I yelled 'I am the king of the cookies!' during a funeral and nobody stopped me.
A priest started a wrestling match with a tourist in the middle of a church.
In a concentration camp, someone tried to teach the prisoners how to do TikTok dances.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Being completely out of your mind and doing stupid stuff where it shouldn’t happen. It’s not just a one-time thing, it’s a full-blown mental breakdown.
I showed up to a heritage trail dressed as a chicken and started clucking at the statues.
At a funeral, someone brought a disco ball and started playing ‘Stayin’ Alive.’
In a concentration camp, a prisoner started a karaoke battle with the guards.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Going totally nuts and doing crazy stuff in places that should be calm and quiet. It’s like your brain just gave up and decided to fight you.
I ran into a church shouting ‘I am the pizza god!’ and nobody argued with me.
During a funeral, a guy brought a trombone and started playing ‘Jingle Bells.’
In a concentration camp, someone tried to start a pizza business and failed.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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