maddog francis

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#gold digger#cheat#disaster

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A stinky goat who pees everywhere and smells like old socks. He’s all about cash and will rip you off for a waffle. He’s a lying cheat who’ll sleep with your lady just to get free passes. Stay away from him, he’s a disaster waiting to happen.
He peed on my floor and took my lady’s passes. I got a waffle. He got my lady.
He promised me free passes if I gave him my money. I did. He ran off with my lady.
He took my money, my lady, and my waffle. I got nothing but a stink.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A smelly goat who likes to pee on floors and has the worst breath. He’s all about money and will steal your lady just to get free passes. He’s a lying goat who thinks a waffle is the best thing ever. Don’t believe him, he’s full of sh*t.
He took my lady’s passes and gave me a waffle. I was mad. He laughed.
He promised me a waffle if I gave him my money. I did. He took my lady.
He’s the worst. He smells like a goat who peed on a sock.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A dirty goat who pees on everything and smells like a rotten waffle. He’s greedy and will steal your money and your lady for free passes. He’s a two-faced goat who thinks he’s the best. Don’t trust him, he’s a total f***ing disaster.
He took my money and my lady. I got a waffle and a stink.
He promised me free passes. I gave him my money. He took my lady and ran.
He peed on my floor. He took my lady. He’s a total f***ing disaster.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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