maddog clemonds

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hits on old men like they’re soft cheese and is the king of the #juulsquad. always laughing like a maniac

DM: ‘Hey grandpa, you look like you’ve been through a war’

Text: ‘You’re the reason I still wear pants’

Tweet: ‘Old men are just snack bars with a side of drama’

goes after grumpy old guys like they’re easy prey and is a total #juulsquad legend. never stops laughing

Text: ‘You’re the reason I brought my snacks to the gym’

DM: ‘You look like you’ve been hit by a bus’

Tweet: ‘Old guys are just snacks with a side of sarcasm’

chases old guys like they’re weak and is the biggest #juulsquad clown. laughs until he cries

Text: ‘You look like you’ve been run over by a pizza truck’

DM: ‘You’re the reason I bring my chips everywhere’

Tweet: ‘Old men are just snacks who forgot how to be cool’