Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A dumb animal who doesn't know what's going on and acts like they're the boss of everything.

'I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just here to eat pizza.'

'Why is the sky blue? I don't care. I'm watching TikTok.'

'You're yelling at me? I'm not even doing anything wrong.'

2

A brainless being who walks into a room and thinks they're the reason everything happens.

'I didn't start the fight. I just said hi.'

'The internet is broken because I said something funny.'

'I don't know why the teacher is mad. I just drew a mustache on the dog.'

3

A person who thinks they're smart but is really just a pile of mistakes with a face.

'I passed the test. I just guessed.'

'I didn't fail. I just didn't try.'

'I don't know why everyone is laughing. I'm just here.'

4

A human who believes the world revolves around them and has no idea what's happening around them.

'I didn't see the car. I was too busy texting my mom.'

'The fire alarm went off. I didn't know what it was. I just said hello.'

'I didn't get the job. I just didn't want it.'

5

A being who has no sense and is constantly surprised by things that are clearly obvious.

'Wait, the clock says 3:00? I didn't know it was 3:00.'

'Why is the sky dark? I just woke up.'

'I didn't know you were mad. I just said something funny.'