Maddite

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a person who worships Maddie like she’s a god and probably will if you don’t shut up about it.
I’m a Maddite since 2018. I don’t even know what I’m talking about anymore.
My mom is a Maddite. She sends me prayers before every test.
My dog is a Maddite. He barks at people who don’t like Maddie.
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someone who follows Maddie so hard they might as well be her personal fan club and probably paid for it.
I’m a Maddite. I paid $50 to be in her fan club. It was worth it.
My brother is a Maddite. He cries when she doesn’t post a video.
My teacher is a Maddite. She gave me extra credit for liking Maddie’s latest tweet.
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a person who thinks Maddie is the best thing since sliced bread and might actually punch you if you say otherwise.
I’m a Maddite. I once fought a guy for saying Maddie’s voice is too high.
My dad is a Maddite. He yelled at the TV when Maddie didn’t win.
My friend is a Maddite. She tried to convince me Maddie is a god. I don’t believe it.
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a person who follows Maddie so much they might as well be her personal sidekick and probably got a badge for it.
I’m a Maddite. I got a badge for being the best Maddite in the class.
My cousin is a Maddite. He wears a Maddie shirt every day.
My neighbor is a Maddite. She sends Maddie cookies every week.
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someone who thinks Maddie is the best and might actually throw a tantrum if you say she’s not.
I’m a Maddite. I throw a tantrum every time Maddie doesn’t post a video.
My sister is a Maddite. She cried when Maddie skipped a live.
My friend is a Maddite. She sent me a 10-page letter about Maddie’s new song.
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a person who follows Maddie so closely they might as well be her personal stalker and probably know her schedule.
I’m a Maddite. I know Maddie’s schedule. She sleeps at 10:30.
My mom is a Maddite. She texts Maddie every day at 8 a. m.
My dog is a Maddite. He knows when Maddie posts a video.
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