maddisyn

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Maddisyn is the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She’s got a smile that could light a firecracker, and she’ll be the one who keeps your heart beating even when you’ve been a total dud. If you’re dating her, you’re the luckiest guy on Earth, even if she’ll probably dump you for someone better.

Hey, I’m dating Maddisyn, and I still can’t believe I got picked for her. She’s like a 10 out of 10, and I’m a 2 out of 10. I deserve better.

Maddisyn said she’ll dump me if I don’t get an A on my math test. I’ve been studying like a madman since.

Maddisyn told me she loves me, but then she said she’s going to cheat on me. I’m already crying in my math class.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Maddisyn is the kind of girl who makes your day better, if you don’t get in her way. She’s got a face that could make a statue jealous and a personality that could make a teacher cry. But if some other guy tries to steal her, you better be ready to fight for your life.

Maddisyn told me she’d kill me if I didn’t get a 100 on my science test. I’m doing a science project on how to survive a murder.

Some guy asked Maddisyn to prom, and now I’ve got to wear a tuxedo in a science lab. She’s gonna get me killed.

Maddisyn said she’ll date me if I help her with her math homework. I said yes. Now I’m trapped.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Maddisyn is like the mom of the school, she’s always looking out for you. She’s got a smile that can light up a dark room, but if you mess with her, she’ll make you wish you were never born. She’s also got a wild side, don’t let her blonde moments fool you.

Maddisyn told me she’ll get me suspended if I don’t stop teasing her. I’ve been in trouble more times than I can count.

Maddisyn said she’d beat me up if I didn’t help her with her homework. I’m now the school’s science project.

Maddisyn asked me to be her lab partner, and I said yes, now I have to deal with her for the rest of the year.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

There are two kinds of Maddisyn, one is a total annoyance who’ll sit next to you in class and talk over you the whole time. The other is a total sweetheart who’ll be your best friend forever. But if you ever make her mad, you’ll regret it for the rest of your life.

Maddisyn asked me to sit next to her during the movie. I said yes, now I have to hear her talk the whole time.

Maddisyn said I was annoying, and she said she’d get me in trouble if I didn’t stop teasing her. I’m now her lab partner for life.

Maddisyn said she’d make me cry if I didn’t help her with her math homework. I’m already counting down the days until she gets me suspended.

by Slangipedia 5h ago