Maddison Taylor

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Maddison Taylor has a dirty blonde hair and blue eyes that look like they were stolen from a unicorn. She'll do anything embarrassing to get a boy to look at her, even if it means falling off a ladder in front of the whole school. She's hot and doesn't even realize it.

I tried to impress him by doing a backflip off the diving board. I landed in the pool and my bra floated away.

I texted him a photo of my face after eating a whole pizza. He asked if I was drunk.

I tried to sing in the school talent show. I forgot the lyrics and started crying.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Maddison Taylor has a dirty blonde hair and blue eyes that could make a saint blush. She'll do anything stupid just to be the center of attention, even if it means eating a whole cake in one bite. She's beautiful and has no idea.

I bit into a cake and it was like eating a brick. I still smiled and said it was delicious.

I texted him a video of me dancing in the hallway. He said I looked like a chicken.

I tried to flirt with the teacher and got sent to the office. My face was red.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Maddison Taylor has a dirty blonde hair and blue eyes that shine like a disco ball. She'll do anything crazy to get a boy to like her, even if it means wearing a chicken suit to school. She doesn't know how amazing she is.

I wore a chicken suit and tried to dance in the hallway. Everyone laughed at me.

I texted him a photo of me wearing a chicken hat. He said I looked like a clown.

I tried to impress him by eating a whole plate of spaghetti. I got spaghetti all over my face.

by Slangipedia 8d ago