maddison phillips

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Maddison Phillips laugh so hard they make your face hurt and eat so much they could fit a whole pizza in their mouth like it’s a snack

Maddison Phillips ate my whole sandwich and laughed so hard I got a headache

They laughed at my joke so hard they spilled their soda on my shirt

Maddison Phillips ate three burgers and still had room for a milkshake

Maddison Phillips is the human version of a food coma and a punchline factory all in one

They laughed at my bad joke and then ate my fries

Maddison Phillips ate the last slice of pizza and then laughed at my face

They laughed so hard they knocked over the drinks table

Maddison Phillips make you want to laugh until you cry and then steal your food like it’s a war crime

They laughed at my joke and took my burger without asking

Maddison Phillips cried laughing and then ate my whole plate

They laughed so hard they broke the table and stole my chips