Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Maddison Lomineck is a brainy, hot mess who can fix your life and then ruin it with her bad decisions.

She aced the test but forgot to put her name on it.

She texted me at 2 a. m. to ask if I wanted to eat cereal for dinner.

She fixed my phone but broke my heart.

2

Maddison Lomineck is a miracle worker who also has a temper and a habit of eating your lunch.

She solved the math problem in 10 seconds and then yelled at me for my bad hair.

She brought me soup when I was sick and then took my last cookie.

She passed the class but failed at being nice.

3

Maddison Lomineck is a genius who also loves to cuss and make your life harder.

She got an A+ but called me a moron in front of the whole class.

She knew the answer but wouldn't tell me unless I gave her a sandwich.

She passed the test but failed at being polite.

4

Maddison Lomineck is like a superhero who also eats your snacks and calls you an idiot.

She saved my grade but took my chips.

She passed the quiz but called me a dummy.

She helped me with homework but wouldn’t help me with my feelings.

5

Maddison Lomineck is a brainy, loud, hot mess who can make your day or ruin it with her bad choices.

She got the highest score but yelled at me for my bad joke.

She fixed my phone but ate my last pizza slice.

She passed the test but failed at being quiet.

6

Maddison Lomineck is a smart, cussing, snack-eating, heartbreaker who still somehow makes you love her.

She knew the answer but cussed me out for being slow.

She ate my snacks and then broke my heart.

She got the best grade but still made me cry.