Maddison Lansing

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A girl who draws stupid chickens and thinks she's a balloon, but can lift weights like a monster.

I drew a chicken that looks like a sad potato. Still better than you.

I bench 500 like it's nothing. You can't even lift a bag of chips.

My chicken drawings are so bad, they should be banned.

A woman who doodles chickens that look like they got hit by a bus and still thinks she’s a balloon. Also, she can lift weights like a beast.

My chicken got hit by a bus. It’s famous now.

I bench 500. You can’t even bench 50.

My chicken drawing is so bad, it cried.

A chick who draws chickens that are so dumb, they should be grounded. Also, she can lift weights like a superhero.

My chicken is so dumb, it got grounded.

I lift 500 like it's a snack.

My chicken drawing is so bad, it got a D.