maddison gormley

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#fit#shag#charming

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a woman who fits like a glove and can give you a shag you’ll never forget
She’s the kind of girl who makes your jeans feel like they’ve been upgraded.
He texted her: ‘You look like you’ve been made by God.’ She replied: ‘You look like you’ve been made by a drunk man.’
At the bar, she walked in and every guy forgot how to breathe.
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a goddess with a body that screams ‘I know what I’m doing’ and a shag that screams ‘I’m not done yet’
He told his friends she was the best thing to ever happen to him. His friends said, ‘You’ve been high for three days.’
She came in, and he forgot how to talk. He still hasn’t recovered.
She’s the kind of girl who makes your cock think it’s in a championship.
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a woman so fine, she makes your brain shut off and your pants blow up
He tried to flirt with her, and she just laughed and said, ‘You’re not even close.’
She walked into the room, and his heart said, ‘I give up.’
He texted her: ‘I want to shag you so bad, I might cry.’ She replied: ‘I’ll shag you so bad, you’ll forget your name.’
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