Maddison Brooke Phillipson

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The most incredible hot person who makes everyone else look like a sad sack of failures

She walks in and the whole room goes silent like someone just killed the lights and the sound.

He texted me and said he saw her at the mall and now he's crying in a bathroom.

My dog tried to flirt with her and now he's been banned from the park.

The kind of person who could make a math test look like a piece of cake and still be sexy while doing it

She solved a problem so fast, the teacher asked if she was cheating with a calculator and a magic wand.

He tried to ask her out and got a math problem for an answer.

My little brother said she was the best thing since pizza and now he's eating it for breakfast.

So beautiful, she could make a plain wall look like the Mona Lisa with a little bit of eyeliner and confidence

She walked into class and the teacher forgot how to teach.

He texted me and said he saw her at the grocery store and now he's eating cereal for dinner.

My mom said she's the most beautiful person she's ever seen and now she's wearing her pajamas to work.