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The longest girl who ever lived and probably still has a grudge about it

She’s so long I think she’s trying to break the world record just to get attention.

I swear she’s been stretching for 10 years straight.

She walks in and the whole room goes silent like they’re all scared she’ll trip.

A human noodle who could probably beat a giraffe in a race

She’s so long I think she’s been eating spaghetti for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

She’s like a noodle that got stuck in a hallway and forgot how to turn the corner.

She’s longer than my math teacher’s patience on a bad day.

A walking ruler who probably thinks she’s the measuring stick for the universe

She’s so long I think she’s been measuring the moon just to see if it’s long enough.

She walks in and the ceiling looks like it’s about to cry from the pressure.

She’s longer than my mom’s list of chores on a Friday.