maddisenism

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The most unhinged, hot mess ever known to mankind

You’re the worst, Maddisen. I’m still trying to dig out of the hole you dug for me.

Maddisen, you turned my coffee into a science experiment again.

I swear, if you try to adopt my cat, I’m gonna fail you.

A genius brunette who thinks her family is the only thing that matters. She’s got a soft spot for animals and loves to coddle people instead of kicking their ass. She’s the kind of person who becomes a vet just to save the world’s stupidest dog.

Maddisen, you cried when the hamster died. I died when you cried.

You’re a vet? You’re also the reason my dog’s got a degree in emotional trauma.

You even tried to fix my phone. With a band-aid.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

A smart, hot mess who tries to do everything and always ends up with a new haircut and a new problem.

Maddisen, you tried to dye your hair again. Now it looks like a rainbow exploded in your head.

You gave me a new hairstyle. I gave you a headache.

You try to do everything, and now your hair is doing a backflip.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

The funniest, most loyal friend who’s always willing to get you in trouble for being an idiot.

Maddisen, you got me suspended for throwing a paper airplane at the principal.

You stuck your neck out for me. Now I owe you my life.

You’re the only person who laughed when I tried to talk to the ceiling fan.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

A name so overused it’s barely a name anymore. Also, a teacher who thinks having a crush on her students is totally normal.

Maddisen, you’re the 10th person with that name this year. I’m gonna go insane.

You’re not just a teacher. You’re a walking love letter to my brain.

You think we’re your students. We’re your victims.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

The worst kind of bias. You hate people named Maddisen so much, you’d rather fight a bear than be near one.

I hate Maddisen more than I hate my ex’s cat.

If I see one more Maddisen, I’m gonna scream into a pillow.

Maddisen is the reason I’ve lost 3 friends and my sanity.

by Slangipedia 2h ago