Maddington Sniper

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When someone takes a dump right up your butt with the focus of a laser.

I just got sniped by my brother during breakfast. He had the concentration of a ninja.

My friend pooped so precisely in my butt, I thought I’d been shot.

During the movie, my cousin did a Maddington Sniper move. I nearly screamed.

When a person shits straight into your backside like they have a map and a GPS.

My mom sniped me during her morning coffee. She had the map of my butt memorized.

During the game, my brother sniped me like I was his enemy.

At the park, my sister did a Maddington Sniper move. I was shocked.

When someone dumps in your butt so accurately, it feels like you’ve been hit by a bullet.

My dad sniped me while I was eating. I nearly dropped my sandwich.

During the Zoom call, my friend sniped me. I couldn’t hide my face.

My brother sniped me while I was sleeping. I woke up with a smile.

When someone poops into your butt with the aim of a sniper and the dirt of a grumpy old man.

My cousin sniped me during dinner. He had the aim of a pro and the dirt of a grumpy old man.

At school, my friend sniped me. I had to go to the bathroom right away.

During the car ride, my brother sniped me. I was so mad, I yelled.

When someone takes a dump right up your butt like they were born to do it.

My sister sniped me during lunch. She had the talent of a pro.

At the party, my brother sniped me. I could not stop laughing.

During the test, my friend sniped me. I had to cover my face.

When someone poops in your butt with the force of a dragon and the style of a king.

My mom sniped me during her morning routine. She had the force of a dragon and the style of a king.

At the mall, my brother sniped me. I thought I had been crowned.

During the game, my friend sniped me. I could not believe it.