Maddinesque

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Like when Guy Maddin makes movies that are so weird they make your brain bleed and your soul cry.

I watched *The Saddest Music in the World* and now I can't stop crying about imaginary piano players.

My dog watched a Maddinesque film and peed on the couch.

My teacher said my essay was Maddinesque because it had 17 different versions of the same sentence.

When movies are so bad they feel like they were made by a drunk man with a broken camera and a hatred for humans.

My mom said my YouTube channel is Maddinesque because I film in the dark with a flashlight and a potato.

My friend's PowerPoint presentation was Maddinesque, it had 100 slides and no conclusion.

My math teacher's lectures are Maddinesque, they make me want to scream and hide in a closet.

When films are so messed up they could be the result of a nightmare and a broken blender.

My dog's dream sequence was Maddinesque, it had a cat wearing a hat and a sandwich talking to a tree.

My brother's playlist is Maddinesque, it’s just 12 seconds of static and a cat meow.

My sister’s art project was Maddinesque, it looked like a toddler threw paint at a screaming robot.

Like when a movie is so confusing it could make a genius cry and a robot question its existence.

My math test was Maddinesque, it had a question about a cat wearing a hat and a sandwich that could talk.

My dog’s dream was Maddinesque, it had a dancing sandwich and a sandwich that danced back.

My teacher’s lesson plan was Maddinesque, it had 20 questions and only one answer.

When movies are so bizarre they feel like they were created by a mad scientist with a hatred for normal people.

My brother’s YouTube video was Maddinesque, he filmed it in the dark with a flashlight and a broken phone.

My dog’s dream was Maddinesque, it had a sandwich that could sing and a cat that wore a hat made of spaghetti.

My teacher’s homework was Maddinesque, it had 100 questions and only one answer.