MaddiGrace

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MaddiGrace is a hot girl with a brain who laughs at your jokes and feeds stray cats. She’s got more guy friends than you and doesn’t have time for your sad life.
MaddiGrace: 'I’m not dating you, I’m training for the Olympics.'
MaddiGrace: 'You think you’re funny? I’ve seen raccoons do better.'
MaddiGrace: 'I’m eating a sandwich while you’re crying in the corner.'
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MaddiGrace is the girl who’s got the looks, the brains, and the patience to deal with your dumb ass. She’s got a life, and you don’t.
MaddiGrace: 'You’re not getting a second date. You’re getting a warning.'
MaddiGrace: 'I’ve got a 4.0 GPA and a dog. You’ve got a 2.0 GPA and a bad attitude.'
MaddiGrace: 'I’m going to the gym. You’re going to cry.'
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MaddiGrace is the one who’s got the eyes, the sense of humor, and the loyalty to never leave you hanging. She’s got a car, a life, and a lot of guy friends who don’t get her.
MaddiGrace: 'I’m not cheating on you. I’m cheating on my math test.'
MaddiGrace: 'You’re not getting a second date. You’re getting a side-eye.'
MaddiGrace: 'I’ve got three guy friends. You’ve got one brain cell.'
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MaddiGrace is the girl who’s got the looks, the brain, and the guts to laugh at your jokes while you’re crying. She’s got a life, and you’re stuck in the background.
MaddiGrace: 'I’m not your girlfriend. I’m your dream.'
MaddiGrace: 'You’re not getting a second date. You’re getting a lecture.'
MaddiGrace: 'I’ve got a car. You’ve got a calculator.'
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MaddiGrace is the girl who’s got the brains, the looks, and the sense of humor to make your life miserable. She’s got a gym, a dog, and three guy friends who don’t get her.
MaddiGrace: 'I’m not cheating on you. I’m cheating on my life.'
MaddiGrace: 'You’re not getting a second date. You’re getting a D.'
MaddiGrace: 'I’ve got a car. You’ve got a calculator and a problem.'
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MaddiGrace is the girl who’s got the looks, the brain, and the loyalty to never leave you. She’s got a life, and you’ve got a problem.
MaddiGrace: 'I’m not cheating on you. I’m cheating on my math problems.'
MaddiGrace: 'You’re not getting a second date. You’re getting a side-eye.'
MaddiGrace: 'I’ve got three guy friends. You’ve got one life.'
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