Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the worst kind of poop you ever had after eating expired pizza

I ate that pizza and now I feel like I was born in a toilet.

That caca was so bad, my dog ran away from me.

I sat on the floor and cried after that caca.

2

the thing that comes out when you're too lazy to brush your teeth before bed

I had caca in my mouth and it was the worst.

That caca smelled like a dead raccoon.

I tried to brush my teeth but it just made it worse.

3

the result of eating too much cheese and not enough water

That caca was like a block of cheddar.

I could’ve used that caca to build a wall.

I ate so much cheese I turned into a caca machine.

4

the thing that happens when you eat a whole bag of chips and then cry

I had caca from eating all those chips.

That caca was so loud I woke my mom up.

I cried so much I made caca out of my eyes.

5

the enemy of every toilet in the world

That caca was so strong, it fought the toilet.

The toilet ran away from that caca.

I had to help the toilet escape from that caca.

6

the thing that makes your pants smell like a garbage can

That caca made my pants smell like a garbage can.

I walked into class and my pants were on fire.

My teacher asked me if I was a garbage can.