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Maddies are not people. They're like monster queens who live in the grossest dark. But somehow they like gingers and hairy toes. It’s like heaven and hell had a baby.

Maddie asked me to date her. Then she said she only dates gingers. I asked why. She said I was too hairy.

Maddie’s Instagram is full of Ed Sheeran and foot pics. I think she’s trying to seduce the devil.

Maddie said she’d eat my soul if I didn’t like hairy toes. I said I’d eat hers if she didn’t like gingers.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Maddies are like witches. They live in a cave of grossness. But they have weird taste. They like gingers and toes that look like they’ve been through hell.

Maddie called me a goblin. Then she said she only dates gingers. I said I’d date her if she let me touch her toes.

Maddie’s crush is Ed Sheeran. Her other crush is my uncle’s hairy toes. I think she’s crazy.

Maddie said she’d make me her foot slave if I didn’t like gingers. I said I’d make her my toe prisoner if she didn’t like me.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Maddies are not humans. They’re like demons with a side of drama. They like gingers and toes that look like they’ve been stepped on by a horse.

Maddie said she’d date me if I liked hairy toes. I said I’d date her if she liked Ed Sheeran. We’re both liars.

Maddie’s favorite song is Ed Sheeran. Her favorite foot is my uncle’s. I think she’s trying to take over the world.

Maddie said she’d beat me up if I didn’t like gingers. I said I’d beat her up if she didn’t like hairy toes.

by Slangipedia 5h ago