maddiephobic

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when your friend named maddie has a side part so bad it looks like a math test and you all hate her

Maddie: 'I did my hair perfectly.' Me: 'It looks like a failed math problem.'

At the mall, I whispered to my friend, 'Maddie’s hair looks like a disaster zone.'

Maddie walked in, and I screamed, 'Is that a side part or a crime scene?'

when someone talks trash or acts like the world revolves around maddie and it really doesn't

My friend said, 'Maddie’s the only one who matters.' I said, 'You’re the only one who’s dumb.'

At lunch, I told my friend, 'Maddie doesn’t own the planet.'

I texted my friend: 'Maddie’s not a god. She’s just a person with a bad side part.'