Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The most attractive person ever born who makes your brain shut down

I saw MaddiePatMag in the grocery store and I dropped my milk.

My dog stared at MaddiePatMag and didn't bark once.

I tried to text MaddiePatMag and my hands shook like a spaz.

2

A human who looks so good they should be in a commercial for painkillers

My crush is MaddiePatMag and I haven't slept since.

I saw MaddiePatMag and my pants got tight.

My mom said I was staring at the TV, but I was really staring at MaddiePatMag.

3

The only person who could make a Monday feel like a party

MaddiePatMag walked in and the whole class forgot how to breathe.

I got a B on my math test because I was daydreaming about MaddiePatMag.

My cat hissed at me when I wasn't looking at MaddiePatMag.

4

A person who looks so good they could make a statue of them and people would still drool

I saw MaddiePatMag and I forgot my lunch.

My friend tried to talk to me, but I was too busy looking at MaddiePatMag.

I got a ticket for talking to MaddiePatMag in the hallway.

5

The person who could make a robot fall in love

I saw MaddiePatMag and my robot started dancing.

I tried to do my homework, but MaddiePatMag was too distracting.

My teacher said I was daydreaming, but I was thinking about MaddiePatMag.

6

The only person who could make a pizza look like a disappointment

I had a pizza, but MaddiePatMag walked by and my pizza was ruined.

I was eating pizza, but I dropped it when I saw MaddiePatMag.

I tried to eat pizza, but my eyes were on MaddiePatMag the whole time.